The Fiendish Thingy! ([info]imaginary_iby) wrote,
@ 2008-04-02 14:08:00
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I'm so glad that I've finally found an explanation for David Tennant's penis!

Seriously! I hadn't heard of this 'tying-a-ribbon-whilst-on-stage' practice before. The first time I saw that picture I was like...something about this isn't quite right. There's this...little bit at the end and...you know what? I'm going to stop right there.

With this knowledge I shall rule the world!

*evil!cackle*

FAVOURITE QUOTE EVER: [info]fid_gin : Men...I don't know how they walk around with those things.


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[info]morrighangw
2008-04-02 03:21 am UTC (link)
XD Oh, the things you learn on the internet...

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
I don't know where I'd be without the web. Probably hiding under a rock somewhere.

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[info]fid_gin
2008-04-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
I'm so glad that I've finally found an explanation for David Tennant's penis!

I'll take 'Sentences I never thought I'd read' for $200, Alex. :)

In all seriousness, I'm glad we have learned this magical fact! Men...I don't know how they walk around with those things.

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 03:39 am UTC (link)
It is a rather unusual sentence, isn't it!?

Men...I don't know how they walk around with those things.

That has just wormed its way into my Quote Hall of Fame.

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 04:06 am UTC (link)
What the... ?

Now that's not something one expects to wake up to...

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 04:11 am UTC (link)
It's...you know the HQ pics that're going around at the moment? Of Nekkid!David from that play a few years ago?

Well, there's been some illuminating discussion on [info]tennant_love about the use of using tied ribbon to...halt, any untimely happiness on stage. All in all, it leads to a slightly unusual look, which I couldn't figure out.

Not that I spent a lot of time, of course. *cough cough*

What're you doing in bed at this hour?

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 04:15 am UTC (link)
Um... nope, no idea about HQ pics of DT's... yeah. And... how the heck would that work? *looks down*


What're you doing in bed at this hour?

I'm sick - not a cold after all, but that stomach bug that's been going around. :/

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 04:23 am UTC (link)
I don't know if I can have this discussion with you without blushing! It's all been girl talk until now, which puts everything in a different light. He's uncircumsized, so, the ribbon kind of...keeps certain things in place. I've no idea how effective it'd be. :0

Awwwwww, you're bed-ridden? *snugggggggles* Any luck with that song?

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
Hard to imagine you could have it with anyone without blushing. *g* And... erm... right. Ribbon, got it. *crosses legs*

I've been instructed to 'sleep it off', which is great, since despite going to bed early last night, I only got 3 hours of sleep. :/ *is a total sook*

I'll have to transfer it to my mp3 player, which is... somewhere. *g*

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 04:47 am UTC (link)
Nope, I'm pretty sure it's worse with a bloke. Especially because it's you! *g*

I think string is what they use, actually. Although you probably don't want to know that. It feels oddly like docking.

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Have you got much to occupy your time? Sometimes it's better to read than toss and turn.

Sod. Sorry. Is there anyway I could change it on my computer and send it to you that way? Do you not use iTunes?

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 04:56 am UTC (link)
Well, gee, thanks. Sure know how to make a guy feel good about himself, don't you? :(

I've had... sleep? *g* It's been okay, actually. I went to the doc this morning and they gave me an injection to settle my tummy, then I came home and passed out. Whee for meds!

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 05:15 am UTC (link)
Well, no, not generally, but I don't want it to be an especially not thing. I mean, after all, I'm probably more qualified to talk about it than most of the people you're talking with. ;)

And yes, of course it will. *g* It's one thing I've learnt from Doctor Who - cuddles fix everything.

Attacked by a scribble monster? Cuddle.

Lose your face to a brain-energy-eating-alien? Cuddle.

Go back in time, save your father's life and doom the entire universe to be eaten by giant time!bats? Cuddle.


An injection to settle the tummy?

Maxolon, it's called. Magic, I call it.

'm writing you fic to cheer you up

It's already working. *g*

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 05:26 am UTC (link)
This is officially one of the weirdest conversations I've ever had.

Alright, I'll not make it an especially not thing.

Cuddles and a hand too hold. For everything else, there's Mastercard. Giant time!bats! That's a really good description!

I quite like needles. Not obsessively or anything, but I think they're fun. Not for my mum though. She gets them in her veins and stuff and...ergh.

I don't know if it'll work once you've read it. I've lost my mojo of late.

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[info]dave7
2008-04-02 09:56 am UTC (link)
Weird is my speciality. *nod* Weird and embarrassing. And chocolate cake - whenever someone wants a chocolate cake, I'm the man to come to.

You like needles? How can anyone like needles? *g*

And I think your mojo is fine!

Sorry it took so long to reply, I just about passed out again.

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 10:32 am UTC (link)
I don't like needles in a heroin-addict-kind-of-way, just...they don't hurt me and I never get a sore arm after and...I think they're kind of cool. I don't dream about them or anything. ;)

I think my mojo's gone to Mexico. I've started about ten fics, worked my way through them to varying lengths. None of them has a central theme though! A point, something that makes them jump off the screen. I find that even fluff has to have a point, otherwise it's not worth it.

Hhhhmmmmm, how are you on cheesecake?

I feel so sorry for you, all sleepy and sick. *wraps you in the Doctor's coat*

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[info]plutos_revenge
2008-04-02 09:09 am UTC (link)
My monitor is now wearing my cup of tea, thanks to that first line *g*

There's an article about the launch of S4 here on the beeb. Also includes a brief vid on the new series - I don't know if it'll play for you, it doesn't acutally say UK only though I know most of them are.

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 09:19 am UTC (link)
Well, I live to serve! Your poor cuppa! To have its life so violently dashed!

All of the Beeb videos and such have worked for me thus far, thankfully! I love the "we've had a love story, an unrequited love story - "

Cheers for the link!

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[info]plutos_revenge
2008-04-02 09:27 am UTC (link)
Glad they work *g*

Ironically, with the Beeb's interesting new look loads of the embedded multimedia stuff comes up with "only available to users in the UK" when those of us actually *in* the fecking UK try to play them. Well done Auntie :-/

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 10:34 am UTC (link)
That's always the way, eh!? Somehow, pretty much everything in the world finds a way to cock up.

I can just picture lots of folk raising their fists to the skies and going "but I AM a bloody UK resident! I am! I am!"

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[info]plutos_revenge
2008-04-02 10:37 am UTC (link)
I was giving my router suspicious looks until I heard other folks were having the same problem. Rude!

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[info]teanni
2008-04-02 10:31 am UTC (link)
I've finally found an explanation for David Tennant's penis :D You definitely have my attention there. Only after reading all those other comments, I understood what the whole thing's about. Geesh, guys are complicated. Though I also wondered how they would...manage on stage...seeing that it's all very exciting...and...*erm* *blushes and shuts up*

Most certainly very enlightening!

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[info]imaginary_iby
2008-04-02 10:37 am UTC (link)
I don't think I fully thought that first sentence through! I was focussed on...other things.

Seriously though, a few months ago when I first saw the picture, it was kind of like that's not quite right

I wondered about that too! YAY! *squishes* I'm glad that I'm not alone. It would just be the HEIGHT of embarrassment to get an erection on stage. I mean, it's not exactly an issue for me, but, like [info]fid_gin said: "Men...I don't know how they walk around with those things."

Can you imagine if David were to get on the net and read all of this?!

Edited at 2008-04-02 10:38 am UTC

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[info]teanni
2008-04-02 10:55 am UTC (link)
*giggles* I think I can. Did you see FNP? When they told him about DW porn he seemed very embarrassed. Which was rather cute though..But what isn't cute about the man?

Then again walking around naked on stage? Isn't that something some of us have nightmares about? Takes a lot of confidence...Either he's confident or he had to work real hard to overcome his inhibitions...Well, one thing's for certain, I wouldn't want to do it.

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[info]soniced_up
2008-04-03 06:06 am UTC (link)
I was directed over here by [info]brilliantomega and must say I find this HIGHLY amusing. Especially as it was my post and comments that sparked it.

To give credit where it's due though, it was [info]brilliantomega who told me this little nugget of information. Then, of course when I found those HQ pics I felt it my duty to educate the world. Also felt the need to defend David's penis. People were saying it looked funny. Well your penis would look funny too if it was tied at the end. :D

And then I found this and almost died. :DD
The Scotsman

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